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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

A HTTYD X Skyrim piece

Dragonborn Httyd au

This is a world building exercise open to anybody. Anybody willing is welcome to participate. So a lot of us like Skyrim and Httyd, and it would kinda fit. I’ve just had this bug on my brain for a while now.

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Originally posted by softfluffytortilla

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uncle-mojave

"Just shoot their legs"

"Just pump the shotgun and it'll scare them away"

iamtheowls

Just shoot them center mass and then they die.

recoiloperated

Shooting someone in the leg with a shotgun will remove the leg.

uncle-mojave

My leg now

wanderer-chronicles

Leg might still be there, but the femoral gonna be pretty fucked and ipso facto so is the target.

siryouarebeingmocked

There used to be Fudd lore - before the term fudd was invented - that 22LR was effectively less lethal.

In reality, it turned out that you have to shoot people more to stop them, which means they are more likely to die.

Also, prosecutors, I've read, love it when you use "non-lethal" shots. They say it "proves" you weren't really in fear for your life.

weatherman667

  1. You do not pick up a weapon unless you know how to use it
  2. You do not pick up a weapon unless you are ready to use it.
  3. You do not pick up a weapon without checking the magazine and chambre.
  4. You do not aim a weapon unless you are ready and willing to use it to shoot whatever you are aiming at.
  5. You do not ready a weapon unless you are ready and willing to shoot it.
  6. You do not put your finger on the trigger until you are ready and willing to shoot.
  7. You do not shoot someone unless you are willing to kill them.
noneatnonedotcom
religion-is-a-mental-illness

"Three things I wish I knew before I transitioned to male.

One: that injecting myself with cross sex hormones actually was damaging my perfectly healthy body.

Two: that changing my identity and changing my body wasn't actually going to heal the pain that I had within myself. It was just an escape that created actually more trauma for me.

Three: that it was okay to be a tomboy and not fit into society's beauty standards of what a woman was supposed to be like. That I was perfect the way I was, and I didn't need to change myself."

weatherman667

Let's hope she stopped at the hormone part.

Source: tiktok.com
noneatnonedotcom

“Gun Crime” is a Made Up Word from the Anti-Gun World, Here are the Real Numbers

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“Gun Crime” is a Made Up Word from the Anti-Gun World, Here are the Real Numbers

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USA – -(AmmoLand.com)- When we talk about firearms,there is a LOT of misinformation and … outright lies told by the gun grabbing left.

For the left gun control is a means to an end, a way to gain power. Not to save lives. This is one of the reasons their programs fail. They don’t want to stop shootings but use them to retain power.

Here are the facts they choose to ignore. Facts YOU can use.

There are approximately 120,000,000 gun owners in the US. We are the majority of voting adults.

53% of all shootings are by black men under 30. So, 3% of the US population does more than ½ the killing. 83% of all shootings are gang and drug-related.

Only about 7% of all shootings from a rifle or shotgun and less than 40% of that 7% involve Modern Sporting Rifles.

The U.S. ranks 11th in mass shootings for industrialized nations. 50% of the counties in the US will not have a murder within their boundary. 2% of the counties had 53% of all the murders in the U.S.

Both Japan and Korea have much higher suicide rates than the US. Both nations virtually ban private gun ownership. 75% of all gun deaths are attributed to suicide. Guns are not the cause, just the means.

An Obama administration study showed guns are used over 500,000 time a year to save a life or prevent crime or assault.

U.S. Numbers

  • Total Number of gun deaths: 38,000
  • Suicides: 28,500
  • Gang and Drug: 7,885
  • Remaining: 1,615

If not for gangs and drugs, the number of murders by guns is below 1,700 in a county of 330,000,000 people. Remove the gangs and drugs, and the US is one of the SAFEST countries in the world.

So fellow firearms owners – here are facts – the REAL facts

You’re reading this online, so share it. SHIFT the paradigm. For the left to face the reality that gun ownership is not the cause of violence. It is the left’s failed social programs of welfare that destroys families, and open borders that bring in opioids that destroys lives, that are the real cause of gun deaths.

Use these facts, fight for our rights with EDUCATION and the TRUTH!

We have a country to save.

Oh, where did I get these facts? The

FBI unified crime report.

They’re all there for ANYONE to see.

https://www.ammoland.com/2019/05/gun-crime-is-a-made-up-word-from-the-anti-gun-world-here-are-the-real-numbers

bretonnianknight

Flordiaman is ungovernable by politics

weatherman667

Brazilman also dramatically lowered the rate of violent crime by letting people carry guns.

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notmaplemable

Velvet: I've come for your carrot~.

Jaune: Well it's a good thing I got some more of that dip you like then.

Velvet: ...That's not what I...

drenosa

Sometime later

Jaune: Well? That dipping sauce still the best you ever had?

Velvet: *Silently fuming because the sauce is awesome, but she really wanted a different sauce* You know me so well!

Jaune: *Beaming happy golden retriever energy*

Velvet: *Blushing at the radiance of that damn smile* Darn it, I can't stay mad at that face.

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beardedmrbean

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They turned off the reblogs before I could comment on how accurate their URL is.

gholateg

There's something magical seeing someone who's actually solid for off-grid life cackling like a gecko about this.

uncle-mojave

Well @hungry-skeleton and others think its a utopia living in a cabin. Just like that whats your job post... hang on...


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Yeah these are their people. They never learned how to do anything of worth towards surviving. They are the most dangerous types to have around in any disaster situation because they think you'll do everything for them.

Here's a hatchet Summershinemoonbeam, get to chopping wood

howl224stillalive

Can you give me a tarot reading as to why you haven't planted any crops? Read my astrological sign and tell me what it says about the chances of me sharing any of my preserves and various pickled foods come winter. Oh it says that my sign says I hate communism? Well I guess I won't have to worry about you come spring, good luck sustaining yourself with anarchist theory.

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